How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?

[Haipule]

First a little entertainment:







But seriously, who wants to lock their biomass away from the rest of the living world?  Not me.  Instead of a hand painted coffin I think I might prefer to weave a shroud.  I wonder if I could get away with getting buried in my own garden.  You know, one last chance to stick it to the man.  

If there is no one around to give me that sort of send off I guess I'd settle for cremation but then those ashes have got to be scattered, not locked away in a little concrete box.  Ugh.

I already told you in my "Fish Story" thread!

When I die, I want to be cremated. Have a big party and then unceremoniously flush me down the toilet.

When my molecules reach the sea, the tiny sea creatures will eat my molecules. Then the small sea creatures will eat the tiny sea creatures. Then the small fish will eat the small creatures.

Then the big fish will eat the small fish and then you will eat the big fish! I'm sorry, did I taste fishy?

Then you unceremoniously flush me down the toilet! This happens over and over again until all my molecules are spread throughout the entire planet!

Then the rapture occurs and everyone is happy. That is, except for me.

I say to God, "Where are my arms?" God replies, "I could not find them". I, mocking God say, "what do you mean 'You could not find them!'" I further explain, "How do You expect me to masturbate with out any arms?!" God, shaking His head and wagging His finger, mocks me and says, "I do NOT 'expect you to masturbate!'" I said, "Why not!" God replies, "Well Bill is just that I umm...couldn't find THAT either".

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!