I'd hug CL in a heartbeat, but her hubs might not appreciate it. I wouldn't want him to go to hell for murdering me. Also I wouldn't want him murdering me. I've really been trying to avoid that lately.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'