The benefits of being christian. Where are there???

[Mermaid]

I envy Christians, or anyone with a solid faith. It has to be nice to give over to a higher power and not stress about things.

But the fuckers are constantly stressed.  They can't fart without offending their silly-assed god.

I don't see it that way. Everyone has their stressors, but it has to be good to be able to rely on a parent for guidance, that's kind of how I see it. Worried about never seeing someone you love again after they die? Let God show you the way. Worried about the direction your life is going? Give it up to God for guidance. Worried about a scary health problem? Give it up to God and His will.

Sure, people with religion have stressors just like people without. They may be different stressors though.