The benefits of being christian. Where are there???

[Edwardo Piet]

I'm so gay, I wrap right around the spectrum and crave the pusseh.

I love anal sex so I must be extremely gay.

Sure, I only give anal and I only like lady butts but as my homophobic stepdad informs me: Wanting to fuck ass means you're gay. I mean, the arse is a totally masculine body part. It's not as if women normally have bums too now is it?! And even on the occasion when a woman does possess a bum, their bum is always very hairy and shaped like a man's arse ain't it?

Of course, my stepdad may just be a total arsehole and surely he can't really be homophobic because he has had at least two gay friends!

Oh and also... acting camp means you're gay.

Personally I am totally fine with the fact I'm heterosexual but at least I have the decency to act gay in public:

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The thought of losing you hurts God so much, that he doesn't want to exist without you. The death of Christ was a demonstration of that. He always knew that he would rise from the dead, but while on the cross he thought that he was gone forever[...]

My bold.

I thought he was supposed to be omniscient?!