RE: The benefits of being christian. Where are there???
December 28, 2017 at 1:06 am
(This post was last modified: December 28, 2017 at 1:49 am by Haipule.)
(December 27, 2017 at 12:27 pm)Astreja Wrote: Best thing about being the goddess of chocolate -- I was barely at My desk for 5 minutes when a co-worker came by with a bowl full of offerings. The good stuff, too. Nom nom nom!You KNOW that I am willing to worship you my goddess! I AM A MAN! Chocolate is for GIRLS! That's why they call it HER-SHE!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.