Ever been so sleepy that you do weird shit?
I hadn’t been sleeping enough due to work, deadlines, kids, social life, etc. So much going on. I was trying to get my son to go to sleep, but he does everything by routine and we have to stick to it perfectly if he’s going to get any sleep at all. Well, we have a night time routine of storytelling. I tell him the exact same three stories every night, then we do a series of animal sounds which end with a spider who instead of a sound just tickles, then he tells me the exact same stories from all the nights before.
Well, I was telling my son one of the stories the other night, but it was putting me to sleep instead. I think I started dreaming out loud half way down the story:
“Once upon a time, there was a little girl playing at the park. She was playing at the swings when another little girl walked up to her and the boss came and asked...
... are you sure? You won’t be saying that when the divorce papers are copied and sent to the paper stacks in the back.”
My son tapped my forehead with his tiny hand over and over until I realized. It happened several times. Lmao!
I have also been told at times in which I was excessively tired that I talked in my sleep. Sleep is so beautiful. I want more of it.
I hadn’t been sleeping enough due to work, deadlines, kids, social life, etc. So much going on. I was trying to get my son to go to sleep, but he does everything by routine and we have to stick to it perfectly if he’s going to get any sleep at all. Well, we have a night time routine of storytelling. I tell him the exact same three stories every night, then we do a series of animal sounds which end with a spider who instead of a sound just tickles, then he tells me the exact same stories from all the nights before.
Well, I was telling my son one of the stories the other night, but it was putting me to sleep instead. I think I started dreaming out loud half way down the story:
“Once upon a time, there was a little girl playing at the park. She was playing at the swings when another little girl walked up to her and the boss came and asked...
... are you sure? You won’t be saying that when the divorce papers are copied and sent to the paper stacks in the back.”
My son tapped my forehead with his tiny hand over and over until I realized. It happened several times. Lmao!
I have also been told at times in which I was excessively tired that I talked in my sleep. Sleep is so beautiful. I want more of it.
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