(January 2, 2018 at 12:48 am)Whateverist Wrote:(January 2, 2018 at 12:45 am)Haipule Wrote: I'm glad you see that I am "Most Important". You know what, I think so too!
Glad we cleared the air, my love turtle!
You'll have to swat him on the nose with a rolled up magazine, Asteja. He doesn't know any better.
Bad Hawaiian, surfer for God guy! No humpy the lady's knee!
Legalist!!!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.