RE: Has anyone met a Christian?
January 4, 2018 at 1:08 am
(This post was last modified: January 4, 2018 at 1:09 am by The Grand Nudger.)
I know one that tries her hardest, whatever that means to her. Coincidentally, she's not a giant asshole. OFC, I know one that tries his hardest and is -because- he tries his hardest.
If christianity were a car, nobody would trust their kids in it. Sure, sometimes everybody gets in and it makes it all the way to the Grand Canyon. Everyone has a wonderful time. Other times, if burns down to the tires with everyone still inside for no specific reason before it ever leaves the driveway. Too bad there's no recall procedure for witch doctoring.
If christianity were a car, nobody would trust their kids in it. Sure, sometimes everybody gets in and it makes it all the way to the Grand Canyon. Everyone has a wonderful time. Other times, if burns down to the tires with everyone still inside for no specific reason before it ever leaves the driveway. Too bad there's no recall procedure for witch doctoring.
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