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Poll: Where do youkeep your enemies? This poll is closed.
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On the end of a long handled spoon	10.00%	2	10.00%
Tied up and in the corner	10.00%	2	10.00%
My enemies tend to die suddenly	10.00%	2	10.00%
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Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close?

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RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close?

January 4, 2018 at 6:33 pm

(January 4, 2018 at 6:11 pm)Khemikal Wrote: "I have two fine daughters and a flagon of mead, why don;t you come on over to my place Beowulf!"

-later that night, a murder.

Fixed for, uh, mead.

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Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by Rhondazvous - January 4, 2018 at 6:03 pm

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by The Grand Nudger - January 4, 2018 at 6:06 pm

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by Rhondazvous - January 5, 2018 at 7:45 am

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by LastPoet - January 6, 2018 at 8:29 am

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by Chad32 - January 4, 2018 at 6:10 pm

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by The Grand Nudger - January 4, 2018 at 6:11 pm

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by Thumpalumpacus - January 4, 2018 at 6:33 pm

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by The Grand Nudger - January 4, 2018 at 6:36 pm

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by Mr.Obvious - January 4, 2018 at 6:46 pm

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by drfuzzy - January 4, 2018 at 6:51 pm

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by Edwardo Piet - January 4, 2018 at 7:40 pm

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by brewer - January 4, 2018 at 7:59 pm

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by Minimalist - January 4, 2018 at 8:03 pm

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by Fireball - January 4, 2018 at 8:08 pm

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by AFTT47 - January 4, 2018 at 10:44 pm

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by KittyAnn - January 5, 2018 at 9:34 am

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by downbeatplumb - January 6, 2018 at 8:31 am

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by Longhorn - January 6, 2018 at 6:03 pm

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by DodosAreDead - January 7, 2018 at 1:27 pm

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by Fireball - January 7, 2018 at 1:39 pm

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by KittyAnn - January 7, 2018 at 2:20 pm

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by JackRussell - January 7, 2018 at 2:21 pm

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by KittyAnn - January 7, 2018 at 2:55 pm

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by Catholic_Lady - January 7, 2018 at 3:24 pm

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by KittyAnn - January 7, 2018 at 6:42 pm

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by vulcanlogician - January 8, 2018 at 12:44 am

RE: Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer? Why Would I Keep My Enemies Close? - by DodosAreDead - January 8, 2018 at 9:05 am

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