Ask a bike delivery person....

[CapnAwesome]

Ripped glutes?

I wish we had something like that out here - get run over by a quarry truck though.  Get an autograph?

No, I don't follow basketball at all. I just handed him his order (yogurt and fruit and nut smoothie thing) and he said thanks and I left. I can't say who it was, but here is a hint: he was really tall.

It was at the basketball stadium, I just thought it would be for a security guard or something because they get stuff delivered a lot.