RE: Quick Poll - Do you believe in God?
August 24, 2011 at 1:18 pm
(This post was last modified: August 24, 2011 at 1:22 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Theist "I know something you don't know, neener neener neener!"
Atheist "Really, what?"
Theist "You wouldn't believe me anyway."
Atheist "You motherfucker."
OR:
Theist "I know something you don't know."
Atheist "Really, what?"
Theist "I demand my own definitions, my own facts, and my own rules of logic!"
Atheist "You motherfucker."
Atheist "Really, what?"
Theist "You wouldn't believe me anyway."
Atheist "You motherfucker."
OR:
Theist "I know something you don't know."
Atheist "Really, what?"
Theist "I demand my own definitions, my own facts, and my own rules of logic!"
Atheist "You motherfucker."
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