joke time

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Fella walks into his local, bangs on the bar for attention and says, 'Which one of you owns the gigantic Rottweiler with the spiked collar that's chained up outside?'

A big bruiser at the other end of the bar stands up and says, 'That's MY dog. What of it?'

'I'll tell you what of it, mate - my dog just killed him!'

'What kind of dog do you have?'

'A chihuahua.'

'WHAT?! How the fuck can a chihuahua kill a Rottweiler?'

'Got lodged in his throat.'

Boru