RE: The benefits of being christian. Where are there???
January 10, 2018 at 5:42 pm
(This post was last modified: January 10, 2018 at 5:54 pm by Haipule.)
(January 10, 2018 at 4:33 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: I remember reading something about not putting God to a test.Malachi 3:12 says God DARES you to test Him! Of course, I am WAY out of context!
(January 10, 2018 at 4:46 pm)JackRussell Wrote: Why is god scared of tests? Surely she knows everything?Well, god is scared! My God is not! Females god's are false god's. Of course they are scared--nice try Ashtoreth!
All nouns concerning God are masculine. Even, El-Shaddai(used by Abraham): God of many breasts(nurturing). However, in German, a wife is masculine. But, that actually makes sense because she is HIS wife.
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I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
