If this happened in Australia, I'd distract the returning parents by shouting, 'Dingos carried off your babies!' and point them in the opposite direction. I would then take all the candy, kidnap the children, teach them zany humour, and bill them as 'The New Marx Brothers'. Make a fucking fortune, I would.
Boru
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax


