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Hypothetical: Four babies...

Poll: Which baby would you steal the candy from?
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Baby A
8.33%
 2 8.33%
Baby B
4.17%
 1 4.17%
Baby C
12.50%
 3 12.50%
Baby D
4.17%
 1 4.17%
Fuck the candy, Babyque!
20.83%
 5 20.83%
None, I would never steal from defenceless children (wimp!)
12.50%
 3 12.50%
I'd murder the parents, then steal ALL the candy and have a babyque afterwards
25.00%
 6 25.00%
Fuck all children! I mean POLLS!
12.50%
 3 12.50%
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RE: Hypothetical: Four babies...
January 11, 2018 at 11:56 am
(January 10, 2018 at 4:49 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Inspired by Pool's drowning people thread.

You are walking through a park and you encounter four babies left by themselves happily eating their candy.

Baby A has M&Ms,

Baby B Has a Klondike bar,

Baby C has Belgian chocolate,

Baby D has Reese's Pieces.

Which baby do you steal the candy from?  You can only steal from one because the parents are returning.

Hmmm.

I'm never heard of a Klondike bar or Reese's Pieces and it would take too long to google them to find out if I'd like them.

I've never tried M&Ms but I know what they are and don't fancy them.

I like Belgian chocolate ... mainly for foreplay, so maybe that.

Probably I'd choose based on which baby looked the most punchable.

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Hypothetical: Four babies... - by The Valkyrie - January 10, 2018 at 4:49 pm
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by SaStrike - January 10, 2018 at 5:03 pm
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by Longhorn - January 10, 2018 at 5:06 pm
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by The Grand Nudger - January 10, 2018 at 5:09 pm
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by The Industrial Atheist - January 10, 2018 at 5:16 pm
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by Aoi Magi - January 10, 2018 at 5:58 pm
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by Joods - January 10, 2018 at 6:03 pm
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by Mr.Obvious - January 10, 2018 at 6:22 pm
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 10, 2018 at 6:42 pm
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by The Valkyrie - January 10, 2018 at 6:49 pm
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by Jackalope - January 10, 2018 at 7:05 pm
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by Losty - January 10, 2018 at 7:25 pm
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by chimp3 - January 10, 2018 at 7:54 pm
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by vorlon13 - January 10, 2018 at 10:46 pm
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by chimp3 - January 10, 2018 at 10:54 pm
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by Fireball - January 10, 2018 at 11:55 pm
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by chimp3 - January 11, 2018 at 12:17 am
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by Fireball - January 11, 2018 at 1:13 am
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by c172 - January 11, 2018 at 12:31 am
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by vorlon13 - January 11, 2018 at 10:37 am
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by Sal - January 11, 2018 at 7:46 am
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by Edwardo Piet - January 12, 2018 at 10:50 am
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by c172 - January 11, 2018 at 10:42 am
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by DLJ - January 11, 2018 at 11:56 am
RE: Hypothetical: Four babies... - by vorlon13 - January 12, 2018 at 8:37 am

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