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Aziz Ansari Doesn't Pick Up On "Non-Verbal Cues" and Gets Treated Like A Rapist
RE: Aziz Ansari Doesn't Pick Up On "Non-Verbal Cues" and Gets Treated Like A Rapist
(January 18, 2018 at 1:49 pm)alpha male Wrote:
(January 18, 2018 at 1:43 pm)Tizheruk Wrote: Yes because asking someone if they want fuck while making out naked is such a task

Whoa, why do you characterize it as a single request?

Unless you're saying that consent once given can't be withdrawn, you're scenario isn't realistic.

Yeah.... affirmative consent sounds way creepier because the only way it could possibly work is in the non-withdrawable sense that is super rapey. Because the only alternative affirmative-consent wise is literally spelling out every single sexual action you want the other person to do before they do it. AND them literally spelling out every single sex before you do it. Sex would come to a complete stand still and the human race would die out. No one would ever have sex ever.

"I am going to touch your ass now. But only if you consent. Do you consent?"

"Yes. I am going to touch your ass as well now, too. But only if you consent as well. Do you consent too?"

"Yes. Can I keep touching your ass for the next 5 minutes as long as you don't say stop?"

"Yes you can. Can I keep touching your ass for the next five minutes as long as you don't say stop, too?"

"Yes. So it is clear that we can both keep touching each other's asses for the next 5 minutes as long as we don't say stop. Yes?"

"Yes."

"I am going to touch your breast with my other hand now. But only if you consent. Do you consent?"

"Yes."

"My first hand is still on your ass. As agreed. We did agree right? I did not mishear you?"

"That is correct. The same for you too?"

"Yes."

"I am going to touch your man nipples now... just as you are touching my breast. Do you consent?"

"Yes."

"YOU FORGOT TO ASK ME IF I CONSENT FOR THE NEXT 5 MINUTES! I DIDN'T AGREE YOU COULD KEEP YOUR HAND ON MY MAN NIPPLES FOR EVEN 3 SECONDS STRAIGHT! I ONLY AGREED TO YOU TOUCHING THEM! I AM GOING TO SUE YOU NOW YOU RAPEY BITCH!"

But seriously... this robotic sex would totally not work and never happens. Maybe Tiz should write a book called "How To Sit Around Naked Watching Movies With Women Because If You Actually Tried To Have Sex With Them The Entire Intercourse Would Be So Robotic And Formal That Sex Would Come To A Complete Halt."

Well... something like that. The title's spelling would be more off. But it could totes become an Amazon bestseller. Totes.



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RE: Aziz Ansari Doesn't Pick Up On "Non-Verbal Cues" and Gets Treated Like A Rapist - by Edwardo Piet - January 18, 2018 at 2:16 pm

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