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I Love You Enough to Burn You
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You
Salty, we don't have a better understanding of "the lord", only your take on a story about "the lord". As with any interpretation, mileage may vary.


We're asked to imagine this because it didn't actually happen.



Don't you worry about the fire, brimstone, and eternal punishment, you deserve it because I say so.



Does the sensei beat the shit out of random passersby to advertise his services? Again you offer the choice between shit and a shit sandwich, I'll have the chicken.



Yes, slow to anger, except when he isn't. He's also very needy. Wait a minute, he knows why I don't believe, knows the punishment, and does nothing? God's a bastard, an omnipotent bastard that is suspiciously incapable of changing his mind.




Cool story bro (seriously..fairy armies and talking snakes and random rules of engagement?). All so you could abdicate any responsibility for your actions over to a third party? Sorry, don't buy it.



Wait, you can choose, but only what you are told you can choose? That doesn't sound alot like free will. Again, I'd rather not live in this guys house, he's the one pulling the earthquake lever ffs!



Ignoring all of the fairies that crop up just in this segment, god can keep his house, because it sounds like a truly shitty place to live, and he sounds like a terrible landlord.

Do you have any evidence for any of this? Is there any reason behind it at all? Why should I believe any of it?

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I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - May 5, 2011 at 8:18 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by coffeeveritas - May 5, 2011 at 8:48 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by coffeeveritas - May 7, 2011 at 1:10 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by coffeeveritas - May 10, 2011 at 1:59 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Rev. Rye - May 5, 2011 at 8:50 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by fr0d0 - May 5, 2011 at 9:09 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Watson - May 5, 2011 at 10:14 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - May 6, 2011 at 1:48 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by fr0d0 - May 6, 2011 at 5:10 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Napoléon - May 6, 2011 at 10:38 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - May 6, 2011 at 1:27 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Nimzo - May 6, 2011 at 6:12 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Nimzo - May 7, 2011 at 6:31 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Rev. Rye - May 7, 2011 at 10:38 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Nimzo - May 7, 2011 at 11:16 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Violet - May 6, 2011 at 5:35 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Minimalist - May 6, 2011 at 10:44 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Ace Otana - May 6, 2011 at 1:41 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by fr0d0 - May 6, 2011 at 4:05 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Anomalocaris - May 6, 2011 at 4:38 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - May 6, 2011 at 4:56 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Rev. Rye - May 6, 2011 at 9:21 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - May 7, 2011 at 2:32 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by fr0d0 - May 7, 2011 at 2:48 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Napoléon - May 7, 2011 at 2:56 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Watson - May 7, 2011 at 3:38 pm
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RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Ace Otana - May 7, 2011 at 4:15 pm
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RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by coffeeveritas - May 10, 2011 at 4:18 pm
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RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by coffeeveritas - May 10, 2011 at 6:52 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Ace Otana - May 10, 2011 at 7:34 pm
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RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Rev. Rye - May 7, 2011 at 4:13 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - May 7, 2011 at 4:54 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by fr0d0 - May 7, 2011 at 5:51 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Ace Otana - May 7, 2011 at 5:58 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Rev. Rye - May 7, 2011 at 6:50 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by fr0d0 - May 7, 2011 at 7:34 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Ace Otana - May 7, 2011 at 7:43 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by fr0d0 - May 7, 2011 at 7:55 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Ace Otana - May 7, 2011 at 8:08 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Rev. Rye - May 7, 2011 at 8:17 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by fr0d0 - May 7, 2011 at 8:32 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Ace Otana - May 7, 2011 at 8:39 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Watson - May 8, 2011 at 12:46 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Ace Otana - May 8, 2011 at 4:31 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Zen Badger - May 8, 2011 at 9:51 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Rev. Rye - May 7, 2011 at 8:49 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Autumnlicious - May 6, 2011 at 4:19 pm
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RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Watson - May 6, 2011 at 5:09 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Ace Otana - May 6, 2011 at 5:30 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by fr0d0 - May 6, 2011 at 6:13 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Napoléon - May 6, 2011 at 6:40 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Watson - May 6, 2011 at 6:44 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Napoléon - May 6, 2011 at 6:54 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Watson - May 7, 2011 at 9:49 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Napoléon - May 7, 2011 at 1:17 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Watson - May 7, 2011 at 1:57 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Napoléon - May 7, 2011 at 2:23 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Violet - May 6, 2011 at 7:10 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by tackattack - May 6, 2011 at 9:39 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Minimalist - May 6, 2011 at 9:55 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Ace Otana - May 7, 2011 at 9:14 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Watson - May 7, 2011 at 2:24 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Napoléon - May 7, 2011 at 2:29 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Watson - May 7, 2011 at 2:32 pm
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RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - May 7, 2011 at 11:44 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Minimalist - May 7, 2011 at 8:35 pm
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RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Rev. Rye - May 7, 2011 at 11:24 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by fr0d0 - May 8, 2011 at 12:24 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - May 8, 2011 at 12:32 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by fr0d0 - May 7, 2011 at 10:03 pm
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RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - May 8, 2011 at 12:40 am
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RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by fr0d0 - May 8, 2011 at 9:00 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Ace Otana - May 8, 2011 at 10:47 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by fr0d0 - May 8, 2011 at 11:08 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Ace Otana - May 8, 2011 at 11:31 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by fr0d0 - May 8, 2011 at 11:54 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Ace Otana - May 8, 2011 at 12:06 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by theVOID - May 8, 2011 at 11:55 am
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RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by fr0d0 - May 8, 2011 at 12:13 pm
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RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by fr0d0 - May 8, 2011 at 2:18 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - May 8, 2011 at 3:12 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by fr0d0 - May 8, 2011 at 9:47 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Napoléon - May 8, 2011 at 9:49 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by fr0d0 - May 8, 2011 at 9:59 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Napoléon - May 8, 2011 at 10:02 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - May 8, 2011 at 10:12 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by theVOID - May 8, 2011 at 10:10 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by fr0d0 - May 8, 2011 at 10:11 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Napoléon - May 8, 2011 at 10:17 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Nimzo - May 8, 2011 at 10:29 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by fr0d0 - May 8, 2011 at 10:37 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Napoléon - May 8, 2011 at 10:54 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Watson - May 8, 2011 at 3:27 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by fr0d0 - May 8, 2011 at 3:28 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - May 8, 2011 at 3:47 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Watson - May 8, 2011 at 7:13 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - May 9, 2011 at 12:08 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - May 9, 2011 at 1:21 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Minimalist - May 9, 2011 at 12:56 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - May 9, 2011 at 1:02 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - August 14, 2011 at 5:46 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Minimalist - August 14, 2011 at 6:11 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Killman - August 14, 2011 at 6:54 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by salty - August 24, 2011 at 2:23 pm
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RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Ace Otana - August 25, 2011 at 4:32 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Napoléon - August 25, 2011 at 6:32 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by The Grand Nudger - August 25, 2011 at 6:35 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by salty - August 26, 2011 at 3:45 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Ace Otana - August 26, 2011 at 3:49 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 3:55 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by CoxRox - August 26, 2011 at 4:35 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 4:41 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Ace Otana - August 26, 2011 at 4:45 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Napoléon - August 26, 2011 at 6:10 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Skepsis - August 26, 2011 at 7:52 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Napoléon - August 26, 2011 at 7:56 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Skepsis - August 26, 2011 at 9:00 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 9:08 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Skepsis - August 26, 2011 at 9:13 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 9:36 pm
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - August 27, 2011 at 1:31 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Minimalist - August 27, 2011 at 1:40 am
RE: I Love You Enough to Burn You - by Cinjin - August 27, 2011 at 4:26 pm

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