(January 20, 2018 at 6:18 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to other side.
Why did the tide cross the road? To get to the other tide.
Why did the believer cross the road? Because he was in love with the Guide.
I know you think you are trying, and at least you put this in the humor section.
But how about something like this?
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in the mud.
THAT is a joke. Not a good one you could argue, but better than what you just posted.