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A sacred joke.
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RE: A sacred joke.
(January 20, 2018 at 7:21 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 20, 2018 at 7:15 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Why did the believer close his eyes and walk out into the road? To get to the other side.

Meh, might work sometimes, on a slow traffic day, but don't put it like that because then they chalk that up to "Miracle" and "God did it".

They'd ignore all the times someone walking across the street using a cell phone who are distracted and get hit. SHIT, I am somewhat worried about my trip to Australia next month crossing public roads considering the traffic is in the opposite of what I am used to.

I ain't going to chalk my successful crossing then to a prayer to Carl Sagan.

Ah camon you didn't get my joke?
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A sacred joke. - by MysticKnight - January 20, 2018 at 6:18 pm
RE: A sacred joke. - by Brian37 - January 20, 2018 at 6:25 pm
RE: A sacred joke. - by LastPoet - January 20, 2018 at 6:43 pm
RE: A sacred joke. - by Aoi Magi - January 20, 2018 at 6:45 pm
RE: A sacred joke. - by LastPoet - January 20, 2018 at 6:52 pm
RE: A sacred joke. - by Minimalist - January 20, 2018 at 7:12 pm
RE: A sacred joke. - by Cyberman - January 20, 2018 at 7:15 pm
RE: A sacred joke. - by Brian37 - January 20, 2018 at 7:21 pm
RE: A sacred joke. - by LastPoet - January 20, 2018 at 7:23 pm
RE: A sacred joke. - by Brian37 - January 20, 2018 at 7:31 pm
RE: A sacred joke. - by Cyberman - January 20, 2018 at 10:00 pm
RE: A sacred joke. - by SaStrike - January 20, 2018 at 7:36 pm
RE: A sacred joke. - by LastPoet - January 20, 2018 at 8:02 pm
RE: A sacred joke. - by Brian37 - January 20, 2018 at 8:04 pm
RE: A sacred joke. - by chimp3 - January 20, 2018 at 8:22 pm
RE: A sacred joke. - by Minimalist - January 20, 2018 at 8:51 pm

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