(January 25, 2018 at 12:26 am)drfuzzy Wrote:It doesn't need a "rewrite"! It is perfect--trust me I am a scientist! When someone said Father Idiot tells us what it means then you are only arguing against Father Idiot--not the bible! NOT ME!(January 24, 2018 at 10:57 pm)Haipule Wrote:
I'm sure that I'm going to regret asking this question - but oh well.
If it's "God's Word" why has "god" allowed it to be riddled with inexcusable nonsense and manipulation? Why so many "translation errors"? Why is interpretation so vague that 12 preachers of the same denomination will give 12 different interpretations about what they THINK a passage says? Why is God shown as an immoral, evil, brutal bronze age war god? Why is god 404 not found anywhere, even to those who pray and read the book daily?
Nope. I don't think there is anything special hidden in those pages. And if god exists, humans certainly shouldn't have to study ancient Greek and Aramaic and ancient Hebrew to get to whatever "real" inspiration that you think you have found. The book desperately needs a re-write, and we need to have "god" come down here and make the corrections in front of TV cameras.
That's the problem, idn'it!
So too you, the bible is just a "fairytale"! Whatever the fuck you think: which really means nothing to nobody right? Except to people whom believe in fairytales!
Like the magic book of science with its iron earth core and atomic nature. Can you even believe this fuckin' shit: they will actually tell you that you evolved from apes? In fact, they will actually tell you there is such thing as gravity they have never proved nor seen!
Talk about magic! Magic evolution, magic sciences! Talk about magic books of fucking unbelievable fairytales! You actually believe that shit?
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I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.