(January 24, 2018 at 10:21 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:(January 16, 2018 at 3:21 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: I'm certain we were created by aliens. The fact that they haven't contacted us means nothing more than that we're not quite ripe yet.
They made a movie about that. When we reach a certain point the space aliens will return and harvest us like we're a field of wheat. They even put the story in the Bible so that it won't come as a surprise.
"Jupiter Ascending" was made just so we could see Eddie Redmayne nude.