(January 25, 2018 at 10:53 am)Cyberman Wrote:
Little Dick - the gift that keeps on giving!
(Have we still got the receipt?)
Hmm, I don't think it's a good idea to send him back he might end up being restocked. I mean there's no external signs of wear and his brain is brand new so Amazon will probably sell him on at a slight discount then some other unfortunate bastards will have to contend with him.
Nah, just pull his four triple A's and chuck him the car boot sale box along with the external floppy drive and the eBay letric tin opener.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
