No point in eternal agony

[Abaddon_ire]

OK, then...

Endless torture is a pagan teaching,

Lie. "Pagan" is a particular subset of superstition and has no concept of hell. You have simply lumped in your misconceptions en mass.

so prevalent that when Jesus talked about justice, he had to use their own ideas to convey a lesson.

Lie. What the NT describes as "justice" as performed by jebus is not just by any measure.

In one parable, he used an illustration from their own books, and this is held up as proof by the fallen churches that hell is an eternal burning.

Lie. Hell does not appear in the bible at all, ever. It is a later frenetic addition by addled god botherers.

But they forget that in the same story, the beggar sits on Abraham's lap in heaven, while the greedy rich man talks to God from hell.

Lie. There is no hell in the bible. Abe didn't exist, nor did any god.

First you have saved people sitting on Abraham's lap - which would crush him, and secondly hell has a two way radio to heaven.

Lie. There is no hell in the bible, Abe didn't exist, god didn't exist, there are no "saved people".

People believe what they want to believe, and then amass the 'evidence' for it.

True, but that makes them simply wrong. And it is exactly what you do.
That is what the religious do. Pick a conclusion and make the evidence fit no matter what.

That is not how the real world works.