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At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 2:23 pm
I've heard this discussed before (maybe not here) but was thinking about this in the shower. At what point in the shower do you wash your ass/junk? Beginning, some time after starting but before finishing, or save it till the last. Or a combination?
Personally, I use liquid soap so head/hair is first. Lather goes then to the junk (and what man does not think of his junk as a logical progression). Then the rest of the body, ass being last.
For you bar soap and/or wash cloth people the order may be different.
If you take baths, I don't want to hear about it.
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RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 2:25 pm
Last and where's the poll ??
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RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 2:27 pm
I'm going with "none of the above".
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RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 2:28 pm
I wash from top to bottom.
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RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 2:29 pm
I just get the shower head and spray it directly up me arse. Sometimes sprinkle in a bit of shower gel. Usually after I've finished my hair. Does the trick.
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RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 2:32 pm
I usually save it until last, because I don't want to wipe my face with a rag that I just used to wipe my crack. There's a proper order to bathing, and crevices, crotch, and the bottom of my feet should be last.
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RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 2:33 pm
(December 9, 2015 at 2:28 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I wash from top to bottom.
Ya just couldn't be a little more descriptive, could ya. COULD YA! (
me disappoint)
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RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 2:34 pm
(December 9, 2015 at 2:32 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I usually save it until last, because I don't want to wipe my face with a rag that I just used to wipe my crack. There's a proper order to bathing, and crevices, crotch, and the bottom of my feet should be last.
So do you save the rag for the next shower?
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RE: At what point do you wash you ass?
December 9, 2015 at 2:35 pm
Clean to dirty. Just ask Wanda Sykes.
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