That's like The 'Joke' from the otherwise almost offensively atrocious Carry On Columbus, regarding sharks:
"Will they eat me whole?"
"No, I'm told they spit that bit out."
"Will they eat me whole?"
"No, I'm told they spit that bit out."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'