RE: What do you think prayer is?
February 1, 2018 at 5:23 pm
(This post was last modified: February 1, 2018 at 5:24 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(February 1, 2018 at 4:12 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I remember one about eskimo pussy. Now that's my kind of praying.
IKR, I'd wade through all kinds of stuff for pussy. This, conveniently, describes the type of prayer and belief the faithful engage in. Humping through a mountain of shit for the chance at just one taste.
We all have things in common afterall.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
