How long did Jesus spend in Hell?

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How long did Jesus spend in Hell?

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RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell?

February 2, 2018 at 8:59 am

Somehow I just imagine Jesus and Lucifer sitting on the couch for a weekend, and Lucifer's like

"So you're the new fall guy? Welcome to the club."

Not sure he'd get a lot of kicks out of torturing a guy who had already been tortured to death after begging his other half not to let it happen. Odds are good that if he did torture Jesus in hell, it was Yahweh who told him to do it.

Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - January 30, 2018 at 10:03 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Steamed Hams - January 30, 2018 at 10:06 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Grandizer - January 30, 2018 at 10:15 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - January 30, 2018 at 10:21 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Chad32 - January 30, 2018 at 10:53 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - January 30, 2018 at 11:16 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Minimalist - January 30, 2018 at 11:19 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - January 30, 2018 at 11:44 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Brian37 - January 30, 2018 at 11:51 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Minimalist - January 30, 2018 at 12:09 pm

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Pat Mustard - February 4, 2018 at 11:33 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by vorlon13 - January 30, 2018 at 11:55 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - January 30, 2018 at 11:59 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Chad32 - January 30, 2018 at 11:59 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by vorlon13 - January 30, 2018 at 12:02 pm

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - January 30, 2018 at 12:21 pm

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Fake Messiah - February 1, 2018 at 5:21 pm

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Godscreated - February 2, 2018 at 3:32 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 2, 2018 at 7:53 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Godscreated - February 3, 2018 at 2:54 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 3, 2018 at 7:20 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Grandizer - February 2, 2018 at 7:55 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Abaddon_ire - February 2, 2018 at 12:25 pm

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Godscreated - February 3, 2018 at 1:38 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Abaddon_ire - February 3, 2018 at 6:00 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Godscreated - February 4, 2018 at 5:16 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Abaddon_ire - February 4, 2018 at 7:15 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Minimalist - February 4, 2018 at 12:36 pm

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Fake Messiah - February 4, 2018 at 2:33 pm

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 4, 2018 at 2:54 pm

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Brian37 - February 2, 2018 at 7:55 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by brewer - February 2, 2018 at 8:32 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Chad32 - February 2, 2018 at 8:59 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 2, 2018 at 9:10 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Whateverist - February 3, 2018 at 1:38 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Cyberman - February 3, 2018 at 2:07 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 4, 2018 at 6:35 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Rhondazvous - February 4, 2018 at 7:51 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 4, 2018 at 8:02 am

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by vorlon13 - February 4, 2018 at 3:16 pm

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by The Grand Nudger - February 4, 2018 at 3:55 pm

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 4, 2018 at 4:15 pm

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by The Grand Nudger - February 4, 2018 at 11:02 pm

RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Abaddon_ire - February 5, 2018 at 2:15 am

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