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Did Jesus Christ ever tell a joke ?
January 31, 2017 at 6:27 am
Let's see how powerful your imagination is.
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RE: Did Jesus Christ ever tell a joke ?
January 31, 2017 at 6:40 am
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RE: Did Jesus Christ ever tell a joke ?
January 31, 2017 at 6:42 am
(January 31, 2017 at 6:27 am)The Wise Joker Wrote: Let's see how powerful your imagination is.
This is probably second hand information but : "Peter, I can see your house from up here!"
Jesus is carrying the cross to Calvary and he says : "A Rabbi walks into a club..."
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RE: Did Jesus Christ ever tell a joke ?
January 31, 2017 at 6:46 am
Mark 12:28-29
28 One of the teachers of the law came and heard them debating. Noticing that Jesus had given them a good answer, he asked him, “Of all the commandments, which is the most important?” 29 “The most important one,” answered Jesus, “is this: Pull my finger"...
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RE: Did Jesus Christ ever tell a joke ?
January 31, 2017 at 6:52 am
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RE: Did Jesus Christ ever tell a joke ?
January 31, 2017 at 6:54 am
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RE: Did Jesus Christ ever tell a joke ?
January 31, 2017 at 6:59 am
Jesus : " I'll be right back!"
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RE: Did Jesus Christ ever tell a joke ?
January 31, 2017 at 9:17 am
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RE: Did Jesus Christ ever tell a joke ?
January 31, 2017 at 9:32 am
He brought someone back from the dead as sort-of a joke.
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RE: Did Jesus Christ ever tell a joke ?
January 31, 2017 at 10:24 am
Paul thought Jesus was joking when He said all His followers needed to be stricter Jews than the poohbahs running Judaism at the time.
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