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Did Jesus ever have a perm?
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Did Jesus ever have a perm?
Or was he always a scruffy fucker.
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RE: Did Jesus ever have a perm?
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RE: Did Jesus ever have a perm?
(March 11, 2019 at 9:11 am)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Or was he always a scruffy fucker.

 Not sure the hoi poloi had perms.

Jesus seems to have lived in a very average house, where he was a wood worked like his dad.

Jesus spent his ministry on the road much of the time. My guess is that not only  would he have looked 'travel worn" most of the time ,he also probably had a pretty ripe aroma.
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RE: Did Jesus ever have a perm?
Knock knock knock.

Jesus "I was wondering if I could talk to you about God?"

Home owner, "Fuck. I thought we weren't going to have Jehovah's Witnesses for another 2000 years??"
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Did Jesus ever have a perm?
If the majority of pictures are to be believed, probably a straightening and then a bleaching.
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RE: Did Jesus ever have a perm?
(March 11, 2019 at 6:37 pm)wyzas Wrote: If the majority of pictures are to be believed, probably a straightening and then a bleaching.

 Just so.

People tend to forget that Jesus was a 6 foot+ light skinned caucasian, and that God is actually British.   Angel

The same people tend to get really peeved if presented with that well know picture of Jesus' most probable appearance; olive skin, black hair, dark eyes,  and probably stocky built of middling height, a typical member of the Semitic peoples of at that time..
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RE: Did Jesus ever have a perm?
Nope. He had a terrible toupee
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RE: Did Jesus ever have a perm?
This may be the dumbest thread I've seen to date.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: Did Jesus ever have a perm?
(March 12, 2019 at 3:07 am)Godscreated Wrote: This may be the dumbest thread I've seen to date.

You ain't seen nothing yet.
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RE: Did Jesus ever have a perm?
Jesus was a bald hunchbacked dwarf. For instance this is from some of Irving Wallace's writings collected in a book "Irving Wallace: A Writer's Profile"

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And if you read Testimonium Slavonium you get the description of Jesus that follows:

"a man of simple appearance, mature age, small stature, three cubits high [4 ft 6 in; 137 cm], hunchbacked, with a long face, long nose, and meeting eyebrows, so that they who see him might be affrighted, with scanty hair (but) with a parting in the middle of his head, after the manner of the Nazirites, and with an undeveloped beard."
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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