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How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
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RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
(January 30, 2018 at 10:03 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "Three days" is the reflexive answer, but let's do the math. 

He was taken down from the cross at sundown, IIRC. So that's, let's say, 6 PM, or .25 days.

He wasn't seen from that point through Saturday. Give him all of Saturday, midnight to midnight. That adds up to 1.25 days.

He wasn't in the tomb when the ladies came on Sunday morning. So another .25 days. That's 1.5 days.

Well, you know, Gawd, the bible isn't a science book or a math book. We have to forgive god if he gets those things wrong. The writers were only divinely inspired when they wrote about salvation. My basic arithmetics may be faulty, but you can trust my calculus.
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How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - January 30, 2018 at 10:03 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Steamed Hams - January 30, 2018 at 10:06 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Grandizer - January 30, 2018 at 10:15 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - January 30, 2018 at 10:21 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Chad32 - January 30, 2018 at 10:53 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - January 30, 2018 at 11:16 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Minimalist - January 30, 2018 at 11:19 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - January 30, 2018 at 11:44 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Jackie - January 30, 2018 at 11:51 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Minimalist - January 30, 2018 at 12:09 pm
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Pat Mustard - February 4, 2018 at 11:33 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by vorlon13 - January 30, 2018 at 11:55 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - January 30, 2018 at 11:59 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Chad32 - January 30, 2018 at 11:59 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by vorlon13 - January 30, 2018 at 12:02 pm
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - January 30, 2018 at 12:21 pm
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Fake Messiah - February 1, 2018 at 5:21 pm
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Godscreated - February 2, 2018 at 3:32 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 2, 2018 at 7:53 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Godscreated - February 3, 2018 at 2:54 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 3, 2018 at 7:20 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Grandizer - February 2, 2018 at 7:55 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Abaddon_ire - February 2, 2018 at 12:25 pm
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Godscreated - February 3, 2018 at 1:38 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Abaddon_ire - February 3, 2018 at 6:00 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Godscreated - February 4, 2018 at 5:16 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Abaddon_ire - February 4, 2018 at 7:15 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Minimalist - February 4, 2018 at 12:36 pm
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Fake Messiah - February 4, 2018 at 2:33 pm
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 4, 2018 at 2:54 pm
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Jackie - February 2, 2018 at 7:55 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by brewer - February 2, 2018 at 8:32 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Chad32 - February 2, 2018 at 8:59 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 2, 2018 at 9:10 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Whateverist - February 3, 2018 at 1:38 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Cyberman - February 3, 2018 at 2:07 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 4, 2018 at 6:35 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Rhondazvous - February 4, 2018 at 7:51 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 4, 2018 at 8:02 am
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by vorlon13 - February 4, 2018 at 3:16 pm
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by The Grand Nudger - February 4, 2018 at 3:55 pm
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 4, 2018 at 4:15 pm
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by The Grand Nudger - February 4, 2018 at 11:02 pm
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell? - by Abaddon_ire - February 5, 2018 at 2:15 am

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