RE: Pennsylvania Church asks couples to bring in their AR-15's so they can bless the guns
February 24, 2018 at 11:22 am
(This post was last modified: February 24, 2018 at 11:25 am by brewer.)
(February 24, 2018 at 11:10 am)Whateverist Wrote:(February 24, 2018 at 7:08 am)mh.brewer Wrote: My wife is catholic (cafeteria style) and ya, she has our dogs blessed also.
I wonder if it gives them a more lustrous coat?
Nah, just soothes the wife (that whole mental crutch thing). Don't do shit for the dogs, trust me.
(February 24, 2018 at 11:20 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Heavenly Father, we humbly beseech Thee to bestow Thy blessings on these semi-automatic weapons. May Thy spirit enter into them, that we may slay Thine enemies in just a few short minutes. Give unto us full magazines, and may our firing pins always strike true. And, while Thou art about it, Lord, see what You can do about getting us armour-piercing bullets, that we may be assured of shooting all the way through the over-stuffed backpacks of some of these teenagers.
Boru
Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch comes to mind.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.