RE: I Need Some Help
March 1, 2018 at 8:49 am
(This post was last modified: March 1, 2018 at 8:50 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(March 1, 2018 at 7:08 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 1. Are men who wish they had bigger penises more or less moral than women who wish they had bigger breasts?
Less moral. Because men are bastards, m'kay.
Quote:2. How tall was Jesus? If so, why?
Almost as tall as my penis. Because it's funny.
There's a whole Broadway show called "6 inch Jesus", didn't you get the memo? It sold out.
Quote:3. Do you know more than three people called 'Cecelia'?
Nope. I know one on AF and she's hawt but don't tell her or she might get mad.
Or did I misread her username. Anyways.
Quote:4. If your only options were eating blueberry pancakes or skinning a ferret, would you call your mum for advice?
I'd eat the blueberry pancake. Although I'd make a lot more of a mess than someone who skinned a ferret. The crumbs would go everywhere and some would even end up on my balls. Because naturally: I eat cupcakes nekkid.
Didn't you know pancakes turn into cupcakes when you eat them nude? Try it.
Quote:5. Do you think Isaac Newton could have beaten Gandhi in a knife fight?
No because Gandhi was a psychopathic fraud and he would murder people to death for sport in private, he just never got caught.
Quote:6. If you found the ultimate meaning of life, would you try to find the rightful owner?
Yes. I'd search for myself all day long.
Quote:7. Why do you think fish are so smug?
Because those slippery bastards think they don't need air outside the water.
Quote:8. Is your neck closer than it seems?
No, but my nose is always in front of my eyes slightly and I never realize it until I point it out and then it becomes annoying. Oh shit! I mentioned it again! FUCK OFF NOSE!
Quote:9. Do you giggle when you pee?
No, that's a girl thing. But I do guffaw when I piss out my cock end like a normal bloke.
Quote:10. How often do you have that dream where The Scorpion Empress of the Nether Hells fellates a pickle?
Never. But I regularly dream about my arse becoming a more challenging expedition than mount Everest.
Quote:Please provide your answers as quickly as possible - I'm under a deadline.
And I'm a professional shitspewer so hopefully I was super duper hyper turbo enough for ya.
Quote:Boru
Burp.
