RE: Favorite Poems
August 30, 2011 at 4:01 pm
(This post was last modified: August 30, 2011 at 4:01 pm by Napoléon.)
There was a young girl called Annie
who had a peculiar fanny
she went to the doc
he said thats a cock
now everyone calls her Danny.
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There was a young girl named Louise
Who’s pubes hung down to her knees
The crabs got together
To knit her a sweater
So in winter her twat wouldn’t freeze.
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There was an old man from Harrow
Who tried to have sex with a sparrow.
The sparrow said No,
You can’t have a go,
As the hole in my arse is too narrow
who had a peculiar fanny
she went to the doc
he said thats a cock
now everyone calls her Danny.
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There was a young girl named Louise
Who’s pubes hung down to her knees
The crabs got together
To knit her a sweater
So in winter her twat wouldn’t freeze.
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There was an old man from Harrow
Who tried to have sex with a sparrow.
The sparrow said No,
You can’t have a go,
As the hole in my arse is too narrow
