Shower Thoughts....

[Joods]

1. "Literally" has become the "totally" from the 80's. 
   
2. I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest. 
   
3. Eat two pieces of toast with butter and it's okay. Put the slices together and tell people you had a butter sandwich, you get a different response. 
   
4. If cats could text you back... they wouldn't. 
   
5. Dancers took 5, 6, 7 & 8 because musicians took 1, 2, 3 & 4.
   
   

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    admit it - you did that in your head.

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6. The letter "W" starts with a "d".
   
7. Somebody's therapist knows all about you. 
   
8. My fondest childhood memory is thinking that $100 is a lot of money. 
   
9. My faith in humanity is so low that I look both ways before crossing a one-way street. 
   
10. There should be a hat store called "ALL CAPS", where the employees all yell at you. 
    
11. Coke is missing the opportunity by not bringing out a coconut flavored version and calling it Cokeonut.
    
12. My childhood punishments "going to bed early, not leaving the house etc" have become goals as an adult. 
    
13. Lasers were once the greatest scientific breakthrough in history. Now we use them to play with cats. 
    
14. Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds fantastic if you don't know what either of those things are. 
    
15. The engineer who invented automatic doors is eternally the greatest gentleman.