So today at the bank................

[Amarok]

The shortest distance from A to B.

Yup 

Yeah, like why create an arm when you can dump your mouth straight onto the plate of food. 

Their are advantages usings hands to eat food rather then the method described  

The length of the nerves in the giraffe, serve as relational sensors between the head and the whole body. They don't just translate hearing, just like any part of the body has multipurposes.

That does not answer the challenge

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I agree, willy wonka or sky wizards are mainly fictional.

Just like your god by by reasonable means 

The only reason a human is likely to choke on their food is if they try to eat like an animal. I hope you can't relate to that.

Humans choke for number of reasons . And animals are in fact very cautious about eating.