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So I Prayed Today...
#1
So I Prayed Today...
And I was answered!!!
I'm a total convert!
I had to run an errand in downtown DC, which took me over an hour to get to in the cold rain. By the time I was approaching my destination I really had to pee, like bladder bursting need to pee. So I prayed to the Parking Gods. I said, "Please, Parking Gods, pretty please, let me find street parking close by so I can go pee and not wet myself!"
Lo and behold, my prayer was answered! I not only found convenient street parking on my first turn around the block, but it was also zoned 2 hour parking without needing to plug a meter!
There you have it, irrefutable proof that the Parking Gods exist and answer prayers!
Moral of the story: The Parking Gods love ME!!!!
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#2
RE: So I Prayed Today...
That wasn't the Parking Gods helping you out. It was the Traffic Jam Devils deceiving you. The righteousness of the parking gods will not allow them to help humans with parking, so the devils answered your prayer to confuse your understanding of the parking gods.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#3
RE: So I Prayed Today...
Not convinced. It was the Parking Gods... Can't prove it wasn't Big Grin
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#4
RE: So I Prayed Today...
Whats all this bullshit? It was clearly Toilet God facilitating your desire to make an offering. Parking gods and devils....utter bullshit, there is only one true god, and it's made of porcelain. Toilet god, being a benevolent god, understands our inability to comprehend the mystery that Toilet God is, and therefore answers our prayers regardless of what we may mistakenly address them to.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#5
RE: So I Prayed Today...
(November 27, 2012 at 12:18 pm)festive1 Wrote: Not convinced. It was the Parking Gods... Can't prove it wasn't Big Grin

How do you know it wasn't a Parking demon deceiving you?
“The truth of our faith becomes a matter of ridicule among the infidels if any Catholic, not gifted with the necessary scientific learning, presents as dogma what scientific scrutiny shows to be false.”
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#6
RE: So I Prayed Today...
Ohhh... I totally forgot about the Porcelain Goddess... and she is a goddess, not a god.
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#7
RE: So I Prayed Today...
It is there, in the porcelain throne, that I truly feel human.
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#8
RE: So I Prayed Today...
(November 27, 2012 at 12:18 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Whats all this bullshit? It was clearly Toilet God facilitating your desire to make an offering. Parking gods and devils....utter bullshit, there is only one true god, and it's made of porcelain. Toilet god, being a benevolent god, understands our inability to comprehend the mystery that Toilet God is, and therefore answers our prayers regardless of what we may mistakenly address them to.

That's silly. Toilet god cannot possibly exist. He's Santa for adults. Parking gods are necessary beings and must exist.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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(November 27, 2012 at 12:26 pm)Faith No More Wrote: That's silly. Toilet god cannot possibly exist. He's Santa for adults. Parking gods are necessary beings and must exist.

That is because you are angry at toilet gods Big Grin
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#10
RE: So I Prayed Today...
Are you guys going down one of those "my god is better than yours"?
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