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So I Prayed Today...
November 27, 2012 at 12:08 pm
And I was answered!!!
I'm a total convert!
I had to run an errand in downtown DC, which took me over an hour to get to in the cold rain. By the time I was approaching my destination I really had to pee, like bladder bursting need to pee. So I prayed to the Parking Gods. I said, "Please, Parking Gods, pretty please, let me find street parking close by so I can go pee and not wet myself!"
Lo and behold, my prayer was answered! I not only found convenient street parking on my first turn around the block, but it was also zoned 2 hour parking without needing to plug a meter!
There you have it, irrefutable proof that the Parking Gods exist and answer prayers!
Moral of the story: The Parking Gods love ME!!!!
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RE: So I Prayed Today...
November 27, 2012 at 12:14 pm
That wasn't the Parking Gods helping you out. It was the Traffic Jam Devils deceiving you. The righteousness of the parking gods will not allow them to help humans with parking, so the devils answered your prayer to confuse your understanding of the parking gods.
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RE: So I Prayed Today...
November 27, 2012 at 12:18 pm
Not convinced. It was the Parking Gods... Can't prove it wasn't 
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RE: So I Prayed Today...
November 27, 2012 at 12:18 pm
(This post was last modified: November 27, 2012 at 12:21 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Whats all this bullshit? It was clearly Toilet God facilitating your desire to make an offering. Parking gods and devils....utter bullshit, there is only one true god, and it's made of porcelain. Toilet god, being a benevolent god, understands our inability to comprehend the mystery that Toilet God is, and therefore answers our prayers regardless of what we may mistakenly address them to.
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RE: So I Prayed Today...
November 27, 2012 at 12:19 pm
(November 27, 2012 at 12:18 pm)festive1 Wrote: Not convinced. It was the Parking Gods... Can't prove it wasn't
How do you know it wasn't a Parking demon deceiving you?
“The truth of our faith becomes a matter of ridicule among the infidels if any Catholic, not gifted with the necessary scientific learning, presents as dogma what scientific scrutiny shows to be false.”
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RE: So I Prayed Today...
November 27, 2012 at 12:19 pm
Ohhh... I totally forgot about the Porcelain Goddess... and she is a goddess, not a god.
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RE: So I Prayed Today...
November 27, 2012 at 12:25 pm
It is there, in the porcelain throne, that I truly feel human.
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RE: So I Prayed Today...
November 27, 2012 at 12:26 pm
(This post was last modified: November 27, 2012 at 12:27 pm by Faith No More.)
(November 27, 2012 at 12:18 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Whats all this bullshit? It was clearly Toilet God facilitating your desire to make an offering. Parking gods and devils....utter bullshit, there is only one true god, and it's made of porcelain. Toilet god, being a benevolent god, understands our inability to comprehend the mystery that Toilet God is, and therefore answers our prayers regardless of what we may mistakenly address them to.
That's silly. Toilet god cannot possibly exist. He's Santa for adults. Parking gods are necessary beings and must exist.
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RE: So I Prayed Today...
November 27, 2012 at 12:28 pm
(November 27, 2012 at 12:26 pm)Faith No More Wrote: That's silly. Toilet god cannot possibly exist. He's Santa for adults. Parking gods are necessary beings and must exist.
That is because you are angry at toilet gods
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RE: So I Prayed Today...
November 27, 2012 at 12:29 pm
Are you guys going down one of those "my god is better than yours"?
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