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Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning
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RE: Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning
(March 11, 2018 at 11:30 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "They're with Jesus now."

I wonder if they ever meet their brethren from the GMIMW Brescia explosion and compare notes?

What you in for then?

"Well I was in church praising our all loving god when suddenly there was this flash, and here I am."

And you?

" Well I was in church damming and cursing to all hell this bloke who claims to have a repellent for the demon fire that electrocutes our bell ringers and destroys our churches, and when suddenly there was this flash, and here I am."

When we find the answer as to why people would seek refuge in a lightening storm, in a  building containing fifty tons of gunpowder, then we will know more about the universe than we do now.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning - by Succubus - March 13, 2018 at 12:13 am

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