RE: My 2004 Ford C-max can do amazing things
March 13, 2018 at 4:01 am
(This post was last modified: March 13, 2018 at 4:01 am by vulcanlogician.)
My Ford does awesome things that aren't objectively observable too! It's amazing. There is this magic gas pump symbol that lights up when I need to fill up-- It somehow "knows" when I'm low on gas. These cars are psychic! Why do the naysayers doubt this?
The only gripe I have is with the owners manual. There is not a single error in it, of course, but I wish it would have been written more clearly. Near the beginning it says that each carburetor has been visually inspected by two different technicians, but later on in the manual it says, "No man hath seen nor can see the carburetor." It's so confusing! But I find that if I follow the manual closely, everything works out in the end. And if things don't work out, I never assume the manual was wrong; instead, I chalk it up to my own inability to follow the manual correctly or the mysterious intentions of the manufacturer. Also, the manual says that there is room for a fuckton of animals in the back seat, but I don't think that so many animal could fit in my car.
Other than that, I'm happy as a lamb.
The only gripe I have is with the owners manual. There is not a single error in it, of course, but I wish it would have been written more clearly. Near the beginning it says that each carburetor has been visually inspected by two different technicians, but later on in the manual it says, "No man hath seen nor can see the carburetor." It's so confusing! But I find that if I follow the manual closely, everything works out in the end. And if things don't work out, I never assume the manual was wrong; instead, I chalk it up to my own inability to follow the manual correctly or the mysterious intentions of the manufacturer. Also, the manual says that there is room for a fuckton of animals in the back seat, but I don't think that so many animal could fit in my car.
Other than that, I'm happy as a lamb.
