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Apologists Arguments Aren't Amazing
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Apologists Arguments Aren't Amazing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozos1_rxD...e=youtu.be
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Apologists Arguments Aren't Amazing
Neat trick.
"Jesus is like an unpaid babysitter "
R. Gervais
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RE: Apologists Arguments Aren't Amazing
Alliterative antagonistic assertions always amaze!
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RE: Apologists Arguments Aren't Amazing
I've watched this several times now just to see how he does it. I've spotted that when he deals out the cards into the two sets, face up and face down, he presents the top card twice; first with the left hand, replaces it, then with the right as he reveals the other cards, suggesting that there are four when he only shows three. Beyond that, I'm entertainingly stumped. Maybe we ought to start worshipping him, on the grounds that "I don't know how it's done - therefore God"?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Apologists Arguments Aren't Amazing
(November 19, 2012 at 4:59 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I've watched this several times now just to see how he does it. I've spotted that when he deals out the cards into the two sets, face up and face down, he presents the top card twice; first with the left hand, replaces it, then with the right as he reveals the other cards, suggesting that there are four when he only shows three. Beyond that, I'm entertainingly stumped. Maybe we ought to start worshipping him, on the grounds that "I don't know how it's done - therefore God"?

That does seem to be enough for the run-of-the-mill theist, doesn't it?
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RE: Apologists Arguments Aren't Amazing
Waaay ahead of you guys. *has donned a robin's egg-blue t-shirt and has shaved his head*
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(November 19, 2012 at 4:53 pm)Ryantology Wrote: Alliterative antagonistic assertions always amaze!

You sir, have rendered my reply redundant.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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