Y'know, a theodic God shouldn't be so easy to one-up on ideas. Such a being didn't need one people to spread its message, it could have been given to everyone. Instead it was propagated just like you would expect if it was a local religion that caught on once it went through a few modifications. If only I had been there, I could have advised Yahweh on this.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.