A patient came into my office the other day. He was an older man, around 60.
After a routine ECG, he asked, "Do you think I'll live to be a hundred?"
"Do you smoke or drink?" I asked.
"No."
"Do you take drugs, gamble, drive fast, or have relationships with fast women?" I asked.
"No. I've always been clean living, so I don't do any of that." he replied.
"Then why," I asked, the fuck would you want to live to 100?"
After a routine ECG, he asked, "Do you think I'll live to be a hundred?"
"Do you smoke or drink?" I asked.
"No."
"Do you take drugs, gamble, drive fast, or have relationships with fast women?" I asked.
"No. I've always been clean living, so I don't do any of that." he replied.
"Then why," I asked, the fuck would you want to live to 100?"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"