Explaining What Happens After Death

[Succubus]

...Bottom line is that if you come out of a "near death" event, you were never permanently dead, thus the word "near".  Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades. With death, you either are dead or you are not. If you come out of an event, you never were dead.

ffs, you've just given our new woomeister a handy jump off point for introducing... No need to spell it out.