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Dumb As A Bag of Hair
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RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair
That's a brutal reading of the myth anyway.  All god cursed adam with was a job - since he'd just knocked a girl up.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Minimalist - April 9, 2018 at 11:59 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Chad32 - April 9, 2018 at 12:17 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Mister Agenda - April 9, 2018 at 12:19 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Godscreated - April 10, 2018 at 12:25 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by The Industrial Atheist - April 10, 2018 at 8:00 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Godscreated - April 11, 2018 at 12:53 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Foxaèr - April 11, 2018 at 12:58 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Fake Messiah - April 11, 2018 at 4:36 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Godscreated - April 12, 2018 at 12:59 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Fireball - April 10, 2018 at 10:36 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Godscreated - April 11, 2018 at 1:09 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Foxaèr - April 11, 2018 at 1:26 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Godscreated - April 11, 2018 at 1:43 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by vorlon13 - April 10, 2018 at 11:44 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Minimalist - April 9, 2018 at 12:24 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by JackRussell - April 9, 2018 at 12:26 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Minimalist - April 9, 2018 at 12:37 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by vorlon13 - April 9, 2018 at 1:56 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by The Industrial Atheist - April 9, 2018 at 2:00 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Minimalist - April 9, 2018 at 2:45 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by The Industrial Atheist - April 9, 2018 at 3:00 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by The Grand Nudger - April 9, 2018 at 2:01 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by The Valkyrie - April 9, 2018 at 2:03 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Minimalist - April 9, 2018 at 3:02 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by The Industrial Atheist - April 9, 2018 at 3:32 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Minimalist - April 10, 2018 at 1:23 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Fake Messiah - April 10, 2018 at 7:18 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Brian37 - April 10, 2018 at 8:15 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by vorlon13 - April 11, 2018 at 12:19 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by The Grand Nudger - April 11, 2018 at 1:04 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by vorlon13 - April 11, 2018 at 2:07 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Minimalist - April 12, 2018 at 1:32 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Fake Messiah - April 12, 2018 at 4:34 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by MysticKnight - April 17, 2018 at 7:19 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Fake Messiah - April 18, 2018 at 1:18 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Edwardo Piet - April 20, 2018 at 7:43 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Minimalist - April 17, 2018 at 7:36 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Fireball - April 17, 2018 at 7:51 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by MysticKnight - April 17, 2018 at 10:03 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by WinterHold - April 18, 2018 at 1:49 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by MysticKnight - April 20, 2018 at 12:52 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by WinterHold - April 20, 2018 at 8:32 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by GUBU - April 18, 2018 at 7:15 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by vorlon13 - April 17, 2018 at 7:57 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Fireball - April 17, 2018 at 10:52 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Minimalist - April 18, 2018 at 1:22 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Minimalist - April 20, 2018 at 3:16 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Succubus - April 20, 2018 at 7:40 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Minimalist - April 20, 2018 at 7:42 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by MysticKnight - April 21, 2018 at 10:06 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Edwardo Piet - April 21, 2018 at 10:07 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by MysticKnight - April 21, 2018 at 10:09 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by vorlon13 - April 21, 2018 at 10:32 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by MysticKnight - April 21, 2018 at 10:50 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by downbeatplumb - April 21, 2018 at 1:08 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by The Grand Nudger - April 21, 2018 at 10:17 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by vorlon13 - April 21, 2018 at 12:18 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Chad32 - April 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by MysticKnight - April 21, 2018 at 1:54 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Abaddon_ire - April 28, 2018 at 8:20 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 2, 2018 at 8:25 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Fireball - May 2, 2018 at 8:31 pm
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 3, 2018 at 4:04 am
RE: Dumb As A Bag of Hair - by vorlon13 - April 28, 2018 at 1:37 pm

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