(April 9, 2018 at 10:11 pm)Little lunch Wrote:(April 9, 2018 at 9:16 pm)Antares Wrote: Oh to be a dog. What a life that would be.
Only benefits I can think of is being able to lick your own genitals.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
On that note, though, if I believed in reincarnation, I'd want to come back as a family dog in my descendants' household. All I'd have to do is curl up on a lap or two, eat like a freakin' pig, and chase the occasional squirrel. Got it made, our dogs do. Speaking of "do", I'd even have someone to pick that up!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
