RE: Atheists:Can you disprove the resurrection or Jesus' existence?
September 4, 2011 at 4:07 am
(September 4, 2011 at 3:45 am)Minimalist Wrote: Oh, the Gospel of Peter has 3 men coming out of the tomb along with a walking, talking cross....
Quote:10 When therefore those soldiers saw it, they awakened the centurion and the elders; for they too were hard by keeping guard. And, as they declared what things they had seen, again they see three men come forth from the tomb, and two of them supporting one, and a cross following them: and of the two the head reached unto the heaven, but the head of him that was led by them overpassed the heavens. And they heard a voice from the heavens, saying, Thou hast preached to them that sleep. And a response was heard from the cross, Yea.
...but that one was too silly even for early xtians to put into their bible.
Glad they had some modicum of sense.
Haha! I love that one, it's so over the top. I really want it to pick up right after the last part with, "And then the cross brought forth its mighty array of lasers and vaporized all the Romans. And verily did three ninjas come forth from the ground to slay the three men, but the Kung Fu of the three men was too powerful and the ninjas did die. And indeed again there came forth from the ground Godzilla and Megatron . . ."
