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If you could correct "god's" mistakes...
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RE: If you could correct "god's" mistakes...
April 16, 2018 at 9:07 pm
(April 16, 2018 at 1:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Imagine you're an all powerful deity.  You have just created the universe and want to make it better than the Abrahamic deity did.

What would you do?

If I had followed the biblical script and only created two people, I would have put the tree of knowledge somewhere on the other side of the universe.
I would have given them the knowledge of microbiology! That little beasts we can not see bring disease. Washing hands, boiling water, cover your mouth when you cough. Don't fear the leper, actually hard to catch. Cover your dicks with sausage casings!  Imagine how much suffering could have been avoided.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: If you could correct "god's" mistakes... - by Brian37 - April 16, 2018 at 1:52 pm
RE: If you could correct "god's" mistakes... - by John V - April 16, 2018 at 2:35 pm
RE: If you could correct "god's" mistakes... - by Silver - April 16, 2018 at 2:38 pm
RE: If you could correct "god's" mistakes... - by Aegon - April 16, 2018 at 2:47 pm
RE: If you could correct "god's" mistakes... - by brewer - April 16, 2018 at 3:07 pm
RE: If you could correct "god's" mistakes... - by brewer - April 16, 2018 at 3:29 pm
RE: If you could correct "god's" mistakes... - by brewer - April 16, 2018 at 3:40 pm
RE: If you could correct "god's" mistakes... - by Chad32 - April 16, 2018 at 7:50 pm
RE: If you could correct "god's" mistakes... - by chimp3 - April 16, 2018 at 9:07 pm
RE: If you could correct "god's" mistakes... - by KittyAnn - April 17, 2018 at 11:20 am
RE: If you could correct "god's" mistakes... - by Divinity - April 17, 2018 at 12:30 pm
RE: If you could correct "god's" mistakes... - by Succubus - April 17, 2018 at 10:17 pm
RE: If you could correct "god's" mistakes... - by Fireball - April 17, 2018 at 10:43 pm
RE: If you could correct "god's" mistakes... - by Succubus - April 18, 2018 at 12:27 am
RE: If you could correct "god's" mistakes... - by Amarok - April 18, 2018 at 11:03 pm
RE: If you could correct "god's" mistakes... - by Antares - April 21, 2018 at 9:21 pm
RE: If you could correct "god's" mistakes... - by Silver - April 21, 2018 at 9:25 pm
RE: If you could correct "god's" mistakes... - by Cecelia - April 22, 2018 at 1:12 pm
RE: If you could correct "god's" mistakes... - by Cecelia - April 22, 2018 at 1:34 pm

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