RE: If you could correct "god's" mistakes...
April 17, 2018 at 12:30 pm
(This post was last modified: April 17, 2018 at 12:31 pm by Divinity.)
#1. I wouldn't create Cancer, because I'm not an asshole.
#2. People wouldn't need to eat to survive. In fact I'd do away with the whole 'eating' thing. No worries about obesity OR World Hunger. People get all the nutrients they need from the sun and/or moon.
#3. People would regrow limbs and organs, thus doing away with the whole 'murder' thing.
#4. Regeneration would also mean we age much slower.
#5. Homosexuality would not be a sin. In fact fuck whoever you like, as long as they're consenting, and capable of consent.
#6. I'd explain evolution, and the fact the world revolves around the sun not the other way around. Because my people aren't going to be idiots.
#7. I'd also reveal myself to more than just a tribe in the middle east, and hope everyone else gets it right.
#8. Endangered animals would be bulletproof, and have heightened senses. Also they'd have lightning speed, so they could kill anyone who hunts them.
#9. People who molest children would be mauled by bears as soon as they try to kidnap a kid.
#10. Everyone would be born with at least some modicum of common sense.
#11. Men and Women could both get pregnant, and could only get pregnant by eating a special fruit that grows freely in the world before having sex. Pregnancy would then last exactly 3 days, and be absolutely painless. No weight gain. In fact I like the whole stork delivery idea. So let's go with that. You get pregnant, the child is then taken from your body painlessly, and zapped to a safe location until the STork is able to deliver it 2 days later. Yeah, the stork is Amazon Prime. But more reliable. Your baby will be available in 2 days!
#12. In fact, I wouldn't create any illnesses, or mosquitoes.
#13. Hating someone for their race would turn you into a member of that race. Just to fuck with them.
#2. People wouldn't need to eat to survive. In fact I'd do away with the whole 'eating' thing. No worries about obesity OR World Hunger. People get all the nutrients they need from the sun and/or moon.
#3. People would regrow limbs and organs, thus doing away with the whole 'murder' thing.
#4. Regeneration would also mean we age much slower.
#5. Homosexuality would not be a sin. In fact fuck whoever you like, as long as they're consenting, and capable of consent.
#6. I'd explain evolution, and the fact the world revolves around the sun not the other way around. Because my people aren't going to be idiots.
#7. I'd also reveal myself to more than just a tribe in the middle east, and hope everyone else gets it right.
#8. Endangered animals would be bulletproof, and have heightened senses. Also they'd have lightning speed, so they could kill anyone who hunts them.
#9. People who molest children would be mauled by bears as soon as they try to kidnap a kid.
#10. Everyone would be born with at least some modicum of common sense.
#11. Men and Women could both get pregnant, and could only get pregnant by eating a special fruit that grows freely in the world before having sex. Pregnancy would then last exactly 3 days, and be absolutely painless. No weight gain. In fact I like the whole stork delivery idea. So let's go with that. You get pregnant, the child is then taken from your body painlessly, and zapped to a safe location until the STork is able to deliver it 2 days later. Yeah, the stork is Amazon Prime. But more reliable. Your baby will be available in 2 days!
#12. In fact, I wouldn't create any illnesses, or mosquitoes.
#13. Hating someone for their race would turn you into a member of that race. Just to fuck with them.
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
