I wouldn't waste my time creating stars (I hear they'll just fall out of the sky anyway). I would never bury fossils to confuse my favorite apes nor would I give them vestigial body parts like tail bones. I would put the human testes inside the body where they would be better protected. Cancer, Ebola, Aids, none of that sadistic Yahweh BS, no sir. I'd be a true loving god. I would not stand for worship of any kind. My formal name would be "Just Joe".
I believe in life before death.