Here's one from Salman Rushdie I love:
I had a hard time finding it, but I suppose the fact that I remembered it being a hot dog instead of a ham sandwich might have explained that.
Salman Rushdie Wrote:"God, Satan, Paradise, and Hell all vanished one day in my fifteenth year, when I quite abruptly lost my faith. ..and afterwards, to prove my new-found atheism, I bought myself a rather tasteless ham sandwich, and so partook for the first time of the forbidden flesh of the swine. No thunderbolt arrived to strike me down. [...] From that day to this I have thought of myself as a wholly secular person." -- from In God We Trust (1985)
I had a hard time finding it, but I suppose the fact that I remembered it being a hot dog instead of a ham sandwich might have explained that.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
