RE: Why not have this as confession : )
May 19, 2018 at 9:16 am
(This post was last modified: May 19, 2018 at 9:18 am by Edwardo Piet.)
As a baby I crapped myself. In my diaper.
I sometimes have thoughts about slapping Donald Trump in the face with a wet trout.
I don't rape goats but I have jizzed all over a chopped up dead animal, placed onto a pizza as topping, without its consent. Pepperoni pizza with extra homemade mayo, basically (I'm pretty sure pepperoni pieces is chopped up dead animal). I didn't like how it tasted after my spooging though so I threw the rest of it away.
I sometimes have thoughts about slapping Donald Trump in the face with a wet trout.
I don't rape goats but I have jizzed all over a chopped up dead animal, placed onto a pizza as topping, without its consent. Pepperoni pizza with extra homemade mayo, basically (I'm pretty sure pepperoni pieces is chopped up dead animal). I didn't like how it tasted after my spooging though so I threw the rest of it away.